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Scrubby forests full of chattering parakeets and cooing doves, the frantic flashes of green darting between branches and the clumsy bumbling of plump birds in the branchesNOT MISS: Pulling thorns out of skin and shoes (fear of flora) MISS: Dogs with a life of their own, stray but not homeless, claiming the bus stations, the sidewalks, even the middle of the streets, the nighttime serenades, reminders of that other society out there beyond the human one. NOT MISS: Bed bugs and hairy spiders in the house (fear of fauna)
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Reliable, regular and cheap public transportationNOT MISS: Carrying home the weekly groceries on the bus... actually, relying on food from the grocery store at all (Oh, how we miss our Round River garden produce and well-stocked freezer!) MISS: High speed internet (even if it is only when we get to town) and video rentals without due dates (or if there are, we just smile and get away with it) NOT MISS: Loud or smoky internet cafes and pirated dvd's that freeze at the best part
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Highway lines seen as only suggestions-- drive where it makes sense, avoid the crumbling edges, cut those corners, ignore the painted lines, the road is yours to use! MISS: Highway signs seen as only suggestions STOP: if there's a car coming SPEED: as fast as your car can handle on the particular road, watch the donkey backs (aka: speed bumps) PASS: whenever someone's in your way, without rancor or frustration, as a fact of life in a country of narrow roads
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Freedom from headlines (since we can't read them) and media frenzy (since we don't have a tv or radio) NOT MISS: The struggle of easy polite small talk, feeling speechless and stupid for being here all these months and still not speaking Spanish, fear of the phone call requiring conversation without gestures MISS: Greetings with a kiss, friendly touch in general NOT MISS: Ubiquitous security guards, the Disco (a supermarket, not a dance floor) security system which routinely beeps (very loudly) at Lise
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Dulce de leche ice cream cones NOT MISS: The chronic shortage of change at every purchase MISS: Simona (Bolivar) and (Jose de San) Martina, the kittens we regularly babysit NOT MISS: Locking house doors MISS: Siesta silence - empty streets, a daytime city shut down (Ever heard the joke about how Argentina lost the Malvinas War because they refused to fight between 1 and 5pm?) NOT MISS: Not knowing when things are going to happen...really, not believing it when you are told MISS: The luxury of empty space in life NOT MISS: The boredom of empty space in life
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